A Word About Excess Baggage…

Posted on January 21, 2010

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A word or two about excess baggage… Excess baggage includes, but is not limited to:

  • Ex-relationships
  • Empty Pringles Cans
  • Old Receipts
  • Dependency on the institutionalized church
  • Twitter porn-bots
  • Unused Obama “Yes We Can” bumper stickers
  • Weight gained in the midsection from drinking too much beer

Whatever is causing you stress, and whatever you are holding onto, out of laziness or a pack-rat mentality, consider getting rid of it and starting over. Things are usually a lot better uncluttered.

Tonight I’m cleaning my room. I’m tossing old yearbooks, pictures of people long gone from my life, and in general, about two metric tons of garbage. Why? because a fortune cookie told me to, and nothing says wisdom and constipation like that very unhealthy mystical treat!

That is all for today.

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